When you take a long time,you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time,he's thorough.
When you don't do it,you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it,he's too busy.
When you make a mistake,you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake,he's only human.
When doing something without being told,you're over stepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing,that's initiative.
When you take a stand,you're being bull headed.
When your boss does it,he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette,you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules,he's being original.
When you please your boss,you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss,he's being co-operative.
When you are out of the office,you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office,he's on business.
When you're on a cay off sick,you're always sick.
When your boss is on a day off sick,he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave,you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave,its because he's overworked!!!
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